"nature abhors a closed door"

that's what the kitty tells me when she wakes me up by pawing at the bedroom door when i'm sleeping. mommy is wandering around muttering things that sound like 'stupid cat' and 'you're a fruitcake, cleo.' i'm just sleepy. but there are too many interesting things in the world to waste time sleeping. so i scrub at my eyes some more and stay awake.

mommy has fallen asleep on the couch again, so I decided to play with the box she normally keeps all to herself. is fun. not as fun as boobies, but fun.